• 1.) Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
    Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?
    Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia…

  • Suhaag Raat me Wife :
    Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
    Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
    Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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    Suhagrat ko Dulha bola – Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le j

  • Ladki – Main apne pdos wale ladke ko jab bhi dekhti hu,

    Meri bra tight ho jati hai. 🙂

    Dusri ladki – Kal se tu bra hi mat pahanan,

    Phir dekhna uski pant tight hokar fat jayegi. 🙂 🙂

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  • (1)
    1. Smoking
    2. Drinking
    3. Charas
    4. Ganja
    5. Chicken
    6. Mutton
    7. Masala
    8. Oily Food
    9. Sleep
    10. Pollution HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA!
    “Dus Bahane Karke Le Gaya Dil..!”
    (2)
    Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki,

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Naughty jokes 3 months ago

    Girl (baba ke pass gai orh boli): Baaba merrra Boyfrrrrnd kabbb sudddhrega? Babaaa: Useee layiii ho? Girlll: Nahi wo Gharrr parrr hai. Babbba: Ok toh tum apniii Brrra utttaro. Girl: Kyuu baba? Baaba: Ussske

  • Pathan ki patni ki panty kho gyi.
    Patni ne pathan se pucha lekin use bhi nahi mili.
    Patni ne panty ki chori ka iljam nokrani pe lga diya.
    Nokrani rote huye – sahab, aapko to pta hain naa,
    Ki main panty nahi p

  • Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon.

    😐😂😂😂😄😃😄😅😆

    3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Ha

  • Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”

    Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”

    Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

  • Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”

    Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”

    Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

  • Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”

    Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”

    Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

  • चाय बनाऊं? पति: हाँ ठीक है।
    पत्नी: अदरक वाली?
    पति: OK…
    पत्नी: पुदीना डालूं ?
    पति: Hmm ठीक है।
    पत्नी: तुलसी ? सेहत के लिए अच्छी होती है!
    पति: एक काम कर, राई और जीरा
    डाल के तड़का भी लगा दे !!..!!

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    एक श

  • She: “0h! That Feels Good.”

    Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

    She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.”

    Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

    She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.”

    He Stops.

    She: “Why Did U Stop?”

    He: “Because I Found The TV Remo

  • सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दुल्हन से: तुम इतनी सुंदर हो, मैं तुम्हें क्या कहूं।

    बाहर खड़ा लड़के का बाप बोला: बेटा बस एक बार उसे मां कह दे बाकी सब मैं देख लूंगा ।

    ……………..
    Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apn

  • A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai.

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    Advocate: talaak karane ke liye Rs-3000. Hus

  • Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
    Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
    Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..

    Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
    Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!

    Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
    Autowala:

  • Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
    Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
    Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..

    Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
    Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!

    Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
    Autowala:

  • Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

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    husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay

  • Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

    ************************

    Wife: Muje lagta hai apka

  • Santa comes bleeding.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
    Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
    Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

    ***************

    ladki boli 200 loo

  • Santa comes bleeding.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
    Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
    Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

    ***************

    ladki boli 200 loo

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