Funny jokes.

Ladki – Main apne pdos wale ladke ko jab bhi dekhti hu, Meri bra tight ho jati hai. ? Dusri ladki – Kal se tu bra hi mat pahanan, Phir dekhna uski pant tight hokar fat jayegi. ? ? ========================= Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha.. Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya.. Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ? Pathan : Nahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai … Ye bachpan se hi mera nuni hai !! =================== Ladke Wale – Hame aapki ladki psand hai.…

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Naughty jokes

(1) 1. Smoking 2. Drinking 3. Charas 4. Ganja 5. Chicken 6. Mutton 7. Masala 8. Oily Food 9. Sleep 10. Pollution HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA! “Dus Bahane Karke Le Gaya Dil..!” (2) Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki, Girtey Logo Ko Dekh Taare Kya Wish Mangtey Hoge?? (3) Prem Sadaa ke Liye Hota Hai, Bas Premi Badal Jatey Hai…!! (4) Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita.. (5) Ek Aadmi…

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Naughty jokes

Girl (baba ke pass gai orh boli): Baaba merrra Boyfrrrrnd kabbb sudddhrega? Babaaa: Useee layiii ho? Girlll: Nahi wo Gharrr parrr hai. Babbba: Ok toh tum apniii Brrra utttaro. Girl: Kyuu baba? Baaba: Ussske Hatttho ki lakeerrre dekkkhni hai. ******************* Mene usek kaha ki : If youu lovee me, toh kalll redd pahaaan keee aana. Wooo blackk pehhhan keee aayi. Mujheee burrra laga. Parrrr Jabbb wo coffeeee uthaannne jhukkki tohhhh mene jaana , Pagliii andarrr seee pyarrrr karrti thiii. **************************** Baaachi Tohhh Nahi Thhhi Bharrrr Poorrr Jawannn Thi Wo. Jaaab…

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Naughty jokes

Pathan ki patni ki panty kho gyi. Patni ne pathan se pucha lekin use bhi nahi mili. Patni ne panty ki chori ka iljam nokrani pe lga diya. Nokrani rote huye – sahab, aapko to pta hain naa, Ki main panty nahi pahanti. ? =========================== Santa – Yaar ye ladkiyo ke, Nippals ke ass pass dots kyu hote hain ? Banta – Bhaiya ye humare andhe bhaiyo ke liye hote hain. Unpar Braille Lipi me likha hota hain, Krapya yaha chuse. ? ========================= Pati ke sex se pareshan hokar biwi,…

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Dirty jokes

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon. ????????? 3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G ????????? Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty & funny jokes

चाय बनाऊं? पति: हाँ ठीक है। पत्नी: अदरक वाली? पति: OK… पत्नी: पुदीना डालूं ? पति: Hmm ठीक है। पत्नी: तुलसी ? सेहत के लिए अच्छी होती है! पति: एक काम कर, राई और जीरा डाल के तड़का भी लगा दे !!..!! ******** एक शादीशुदा जोड़ा बाग में टहल रहा था। अचानक एक बड़ा सा कुत्ता उनकी तरफ झपटा, दोनों को ही लगा कि ये उन्हें काट लेगा। बचने का कोई रास्ता न देख पति ने तुरंत ‘अपनी पत्नी को’ गोद में ऊपर तक उठा लिया ताकि …..कुत्ता काटे तो…

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Naughty jokes.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.” Hand Moves 2 Her Breast. She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.” Hand Moves 2 Her Leg. She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.” He Stops. She: “Why Did U Stop?” He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!“ ********** Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?” Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.“…

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