Dirty jokes

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon. ????????? 3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G ????????? Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere…

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Jokes

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly ******************** This world is too small and is divided into two parts: “Guys and Gals”. Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”. ******************** ******************** U r a nice person, but.. U have to do 2 things early in the morning, 1st. pray to God so that u can live, 2nd.take a bath so that others can live. ******************** romantic naughty joke for…

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Jokes

Husband: Did u have any boyfriend before our marriage? After 2 minutes of silence… Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Wife: I am still counting… ******************** Q: Why is sex similar to shaving? A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today, Tomorrow you have to do it again. ******************** Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai, Ye hamari Soch hai or Wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi Ye Aap ka Veham hai. ******************** Q: Lesbian kisko kehte hain?…

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Does she have a boyfriend? asks the doctor

A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is at the funeral of the owner’s daughter. Since he was out of gas, he decided to stay for the night and goes to the funeral. When he gets there he goes in and looks at the open casket and notices that something is wrong. He tells the father: Sir, I am a doctor and…

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