She smiles wickedly and says darling

A newly wed couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon. The wife offers to make her husband a drink and asks the bartender to give a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys’ Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice. She then asks her husband to first put some salt in his mouth, then immediately take the shot of Baileys’ with the shot of lime juice and hold it and count to 3 before drinking it down. The husband does that and within a second…

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If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide sex!

At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, *”If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!”* The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer,…

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