Naughty jokes

Pathan ki patni ki panty kho gyi. Patni ne pathan se pucha lekin use bhi nahi mili. Patni ne panty ki chori ka iljam nokrani pe lga diya. Nokrani rote huye – sahab, aapko to pta hain naa, Ki main panty nahi pahanti. 🙂 =========================== Santa – Yaar ye ladkiyo ke, Nippals ke ass pass dots kyu hote hain ? Banta – Bhaiya ye humare andhe bhaiyo ke liye hote hain. Unpar Braille Lipi me likha hota hain, Krapya yaha chuse. 🙂 ========================= Pati ke sex se pareshan hokar biwi,…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty & funny jokes

चाय बनाऊं? पति: हाँ ठीक है। पत्नी: अदरक वाली? पति: OK… पत्नी: पुदीना डालूं ? पति: Hmm ठीक है। पत्नी: तुलसी ? सेहत के लिए अच्छी होती है! पति: एक काम कर, राई और जीरा डाल के तड़का भी लगा दे !!..!! ******** एक शादीशुदा जोड़ा बाग में टहल रहा था। अचानक एक बड़ा सा कुत्ता उनकी तरफ झपटा, दोनों को ही लगा कि ये उन्हें काट लेगा। बचने का कोई रास्ता न देख पति ने तुरंत ‘अपनी पत्नी को’ गोद में ऊपर तक उठा लिया ताकि …..कुत्ता काटे तो…

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Naughty, funny jokes

A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai. ******** Advocate: talaak karane ke liye Rs-3000. Husband : paagal ho kya? Pandit ji ne Rs -101 mein hi shaadi karvaai thi. Advocate : dekh liya saste ka nateeja. ******** Airport par pati apni biwi ko recieve karne aaya. Biwi: dekho wo couple kitna khush hai. Pati: wo apni biwi ko drop karne aaya hai, recieve karne nahi. *********…

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Husband wife nughty jokes

Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena. ******** husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay. wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay, tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay. ********* Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola, hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife…

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Husband and wife naughty jokes

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey? ************************ Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the. ************************** Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai. *************************** Wife bought…

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Funny jokes

Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha.. Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye … Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki.. Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate the. Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki Kya ye sach hai ki … Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii.. Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai.. Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga.. Pati Patni Bedroom me kar…

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Funny jokes

Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha.. Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye … Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki.. Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate the. Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki Kya ye sach hai ki … Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii.. Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai.. Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga.. Pati Patni Bedroom me kar…

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Funny jokes

(1) Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho? Husband: Expiry Date..!! (2) Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai.. (3) Pati – Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ? Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua? Pati – Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The… “Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na” (4) Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon? Husband: Bahut Zyada. Wife: Fir Bhi Batao…

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Funny jokes

(1) Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho? Husband: Expiry Date..!! (2) Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai.. (3) Pati – Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ? Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua? Pati – Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The… “Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na” (4) Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon? Husband: Bahut Zyada. Wife: Fir Bhi Batao…

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