Naughty husband wife jokrs

1.) Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia… 😛 —————————————————————————————————————– 2.) Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho —————————————————————————————————————– 3.) Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop. Next…

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Funny , naughty jokes

Suhaag Raat me Wife : Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai.. Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ? Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. ******** Suhagrat ko Dulha bola – Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe… Dulhan sharma ke boli – Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi… ******** Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai… Husband : Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par…

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Funny jokes.

Ladki – Main apne pdos wale ladke ko jab bhi dekhti hu, Meri bra tight ho jati hai. 🙂 Dusri ladki – Kal se tu bra hi mat pahanan, Phir dekhna uski pant tight hokar fat jayegi. 🙂 🙂 ========================= Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha.. Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya.. Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ? Pathan : Nahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai … Ye bachpan se hi mera nuni hai !! =================== Ladke Wale – Hame aapki ladki psand hai.…

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Naughty jokes

(1) 1. Smoking 2. Drinking 3. Charas 4. Ganja 5. Chicken 6. Mutton 7. Masala 8. Oily Food 9. Sleep 10. Pollution HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA! “Dus Bahane Karke Le Gaya Dil..!” (2) Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki, Girtey Logo Ko Dekh Taare Kya Wish Mangtey Hoge?? (3) Prem Sadaa ke Liye Hota Hai, Bas Premi Badal Jatey Hai…!! (4) Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita.. (5) Ek Aadmi…

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Naughty jokes

Girl (baba ke pass gai orh boli): Baaba merrra Boyfrrrrnd kabbb sudddhrega? Babaaa: Useee layiii ho? Girlll: Nahi wo Gharrr parrr hai. Babbba: Ok toh tum apniii Brrra utttaro. Girl: Kyuu baba? Baaba: Ussske Hatttho ki lakeerrre dekkkhni hai. ******************* Mene usek kaha ki : If youu lovee me, toh kalll redd pahaaan keee aana. Wooo blackk pehhhan keee aayi. Mujheee burrra laga. Parrrr Jabbb wo coffeeee uthaannne jhukkki tohhhh mene jaana , Pagliii andarrr seee pyarrrr karrti thiii. **************************** Baaachi Tohhh Nahi Thhhi Bharrrr Poorrr Jawannn Thi Wo. Jaaab…

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Dirty jokes

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon. 😐😂😂😂😄😃😄😅😆 3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😉 Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty jokes.😆

सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दुल्हन से: तुम इतनी सुंदर हो, मैं तुम्हें क्या कहूं। बाहर खड़ा लड़के का बाप बोला: बेटा बस एक बार उसे मां कह दे बाकी सब मैं देख लूंगा । …………….. Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia… *********** Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari…

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Naughty,funny 😊☺👍🎂 jokes

Maine Tujhe Dekhaa, Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa, Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya.. Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga? Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega! Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge? Autowala: 100 rupey. Sardar: 30 lelo. Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega? Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga. Ishq me aaj ye anjaam paya hai, Haath-pair hai toote, muhh se b khoon ayaa hai, Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya, BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI!! Judge: tum kis jurm me…

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