Kamasutra

The Kama Sutra (Sanskrit: कामसूत्र About this sound pronunciation , Kāmasūtra) is an ancient Indian Hindu text written by Vātsyāyana. It is widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behaviour in Sanskrit literature. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sexual intercourse.It is largely in prose, with many inserted anustubh poetry verses. “Kāma” which is one of the four goals of Hindu life, means desire including sexual desire, the latter being the subject of the textbook, and “sūtra” literally means a thread or line…

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Teacher and Student

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to…

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Teacher and Student

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to…

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Funny mistakes in newspaper classifieds

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake. MONDAY: *For sale – SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who lives with him cheap.* TUESDAY: *Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah’s ad yesterday. It should have read – ‘One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.’* WEDNESDAY: *Notice: SK Shah has…

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Always give clear instructions

A Postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The towns people appreciated his work and presented him different gifts. In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good sex, a good lunch and $5. The Postman was very happy and asked “But why the $5 “? Lady : “Actually yesterday I asked my husband what to present you”? He said “Fuck him, just give him $5 ” “But the lunch was my idea.” MANAGEMENT LESSON : Always give clear instructions .. .. ..

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Sex After Death

Sex After Death, A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: “Manijeh……..Manijeh” “Is that you, Hoshi?” “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.” “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?” “Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then…

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ARROGANCE OF Being over 50

ARROGANCE OF Being over 50 ” Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less…

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Hickery dickery dock

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tip of your breasts and say, “Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies.” She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn’t want to…

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Men will be Men – Series 14 7 17

I was browsing my fb page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl ‘Anita Rao’. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too unknown girls. To get over my suspicion,   before accepting her friend request, I decided to go through her profile and found that she did not have a profile pic and I was her only friend. Well, I gave it a thought amd realised that she must be new…

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