Comdey one liners


⭕ 1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
⭕ 2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward.
⭕ 3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with the father’s testicles.
⭕ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem.
⭕ 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air.
⭕ 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.
⭕ 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow.
⭕ 8. An erect penis has no conscience.
⭕ 9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers.
⭕ 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.

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