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He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Mosquito !


naughty sms in Hindi for girlfriend:
Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil karta hai tujhe kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!


Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
April 3rd, 2012 Posted in : Naughty SMS
Yar sadi jaan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tusi jo bhi ho sabhi saddi jan ho


The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.


naughty jokes for girlfriend
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.


Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?
Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.


Wife: Did u read that news of a husband selling his wife for a cycle. I am sure you won’t do that.
Husband: Oh no! I will look for at least a car.


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