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He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !

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naughty sms in Hindi for girlfriend:
Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil karta hai tujhe kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

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Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
April 3rd, 2012 Posted in : Naughty SMS
Yar sadi jaan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tusi jo bhi ho sabhi saddi jan ho

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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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naughty jokes for girlfriend
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

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Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?
Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.

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Wife: Did u read that news of a husband selling his wife for a cycle. I am sure you won’t do that.
Husband: Oh no! I will look for at least a car.

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