Funny jokes

(1)

Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
Husband: Expiry Date..!!
(2)
Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..
(3)
Pati – Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ?
Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua?
Pati – Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The…
“Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na”
(4)
Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.
(5)
Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.

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