Funny jokes.

Ladki – Main apne pdos wale ladke ko jab bhi dekhti hu,

Meri bra tight ho jati hai. ?

Dusri ladki – Kal se tu bra hi mat pahanan,

Phir dekhna uski pant tight hokar fat jayegi. ? ?

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Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha..

Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya..

Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ?

Pathan : Nahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai …

Ye bachpan se hi mera nuni hai !!

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Ladke Wale – Hame aapki ladki psand hai. ?

Btao shadi ki date kb ki fix karni hai. ?

Ladki Wale – Abhi thode din ruk jao,

Abhi humari ladki pdh rhi hai. ?

Ladka turant uthkar bola –

To kya main chota baccha hu,

Jo Iski kitab fadunga. ? ?

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Teachar Ne Class Me Pappu Se Pucha –

Taaj mahal ke bad bhart me pyar ki bachi dusri bdi nishani kon si hai ?

Pappu Muskurat huye

Ji Raam Rahim Ki Gufa

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