Funny , naughty jokes

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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Suhagrat ko Dulha bola – Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe…
Dulhan sharma ke boli – Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi…

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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai…
Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai…

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Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha – “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”

Dulhan – “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Mane to Hamesha Karwaya Hai”.

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