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Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

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husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay. wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay, tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay.

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Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola, hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

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Shaadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na. Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

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Eik Pati-Patni ki suhag raat thi… Pati apni Patni ke pechae dalnae laga to wo boli ….na na Pati jee pechae nahi aagae. Pati bola tumhain kaisae pata hai ? Patni boli…mera boy friend mere aagae dalta tha. Pati bola…acha…par mere boy friend to mere pechae dalta tha…

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Husband & wife 2no ghumne gye, Raste me 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha. wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye. Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI

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Wife:Ek bat bolu? Par marna nahi, Me Pregnant hu. Husband:Its Good news,dar kyu rahi thi. Wife:Collage k dino me papa ko bataya tha to bahut mar padi.

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