Jokes

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly

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This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.

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U r a nice person,
but.. U have to do 2 things early in the morning,
1st. pray to God so that u can live,
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.

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romantic naughty joke for girlfriend
Boy:Me 20 yrs ka hon
Tum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon
Boy: Phir chalen?
Girl: Kahan?
Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne.

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Golu ko Lottery me PARIS ka Tour nikla
usne BV ko Phone kiya Jaan Paris chalogi
BV khushi se han han Bilkul
pr aap bol kaun rahe hai

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