Jokes

Husband: Did u have any boyfriend before our marriage?
After 2 minutes of silence…
Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: I am still counting…

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Q: Why is sex similar to shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today,
Tomorrow you have to do it again.

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Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..?
Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai,
Ye hamari Soch hai or
Wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi
Ye Aap ka Veham hai.

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Q: Lesbian kisko kehte hain?
A: Two kamini ladkiyan, jo ladko ko khush nahi dekh sakti!

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Mere Paas Se Uski Khusbu Aaj Bhi Aati Hai Faraz…
Maine Fursat Mai Kabhi Khud se Lagaya Tha Usay.
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Its My Perfume.
Don’t think Any Wahiyaat:-)

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Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

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