• Honeymoon pe sali biwi ko phone Karke Bolti hai..

    Sali : Didi Jo jean Jija ji ne diya tha usse jarur pahanana..

    Biwi : Tere Jija ne 4 din se chahi hi nahi pahanane di ..

    Aur Tu jeans Ki Bat Kar rahi

  • Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
    Ladka- 4 Month Se
    Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
    Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

    1960
    Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
    1980
    Apni religion ki ladki se
    1990
    Pasand ki ladki

  • Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
    Ladka- 4 Month Se
    Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
    Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

    1960
    Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
    1980
    Apni religion ki ladki se
    1990
    Pasand ki ladki

  • Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

    Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

    Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

    Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

    Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate t

  • Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

    Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

    Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

    Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

    Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate t

  • (1)
    Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Expiry Date..!!

    (2)
    Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
    Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
    Wife: Kyon?
    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi

  • (1)
    Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Expiry Date..!!

    (2)
    Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
    Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
    Wife: Kyon?
    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi

  • 80% भारतीयों को नेट बैंकिंग नही आती,
    90% को online GST नहीं आती
    .

    BP बराबर डाउनलोड करते है

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    *मैं चाहता हूँ मेरा इंटरनेट* 😅😅
    लड़कियों की जुबान की तरह चले 😂😜😜😜
    😕

    औरत 👩का मन:
    ये ले लू

  • पत्नी चांदनी रात में अपने पति के
    साथ लेटी थी

    पत्नी – जानू तुम्हें मुझमें क्या अच्छा लगता है…?

    पति – मुझे तुमसे जुडी हर चीज़ अच्छी लगती है डार्लिंग…
    पत्नी – जैसे कि बताओ ना…?

    पति –
    जैसे तुम्हारी छोटी

  • पत्नी चांदनी रात में अपने पति के
    साथ लेटी थी

    पत्नी – जानू तुम्हें मुझमें क्या अच्छा लगता है…?

    पति – मुझे तुमसे जुडी हर चीज़ अच्छी लगती है डार्लिंग…
    पत्नी – जैसे कि बताओ ना…?

    पति –
    जैसे तुम्हारी छोटी

  • Director to Actress:
    Tumhe 4 Gunday pakdenge phir hero bachane aayega…
    Actress:hero kon hai…?
    Director:Imraan Hashmi….
    Actress:To usse mujhe kon
    tera baap bachayega?

    Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss mujhpe chad

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Funny jocks 5 months ago

    He came at night, exposed my body,
    got on top of me, touched me,
    he bit, sucked, swallowed,
    when he was satisfied, he left
    I was hurt . . .
    Bloody…
    Mosquito !

    ********************

    naughty sms in Hindi for g

  • She is designed for a companion conversational partner. And also does have the capability.

    To sex as well. Female android with artificial intelligence created by robotics.The Scottish accent was just one of

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Jokes 5 months, 1 week ago

    Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
    Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly

    ********************

    This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
    “Guys and Gals”.
    Guys want

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Jokes 5 months, 1 week ago

    Husband: Did u have any boyfriend before our marriage?
    After 2 minutes of silence…
    Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
    Wife: I am still counting…

    ********************
    Q: Why is sex similar to shaving?
    A: Well, bec

  • The Kama Sutra (Sanskrit: कामसूत्र About this sound pronunciation , Kāmasūtra) is an ancient Indian Hindu text written by Vātsyāyana. It is widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behaviour in

  • A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is at the funeral of the owner’s

  • A newly wed couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon.

    The wife offers to make her husband a drink and asks the bartender to give a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys’ Irish Cream and a shot of lime j

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