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  • सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दुल्हन से: तुम इतनी सुंदर हो, मैं तुम्हें क्या कहूं।

    बाहर खड़ा लड़के का बाप बोला: बेटा बस एक बार उसे मां कह दे बाकी सब मैं देख लूंगा ।

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    Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apn […]

  • A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai.

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    Advocate: talaak karane ke liye Rs-3000. Hus […]

  • Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
    Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
    Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..

    Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
    Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!

    Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
    Autowala: […]

  • Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
    Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
    Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..

    Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
    Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!

    Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
    Autowala: […]

  • Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

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    husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay […]

  • Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

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    Wife: Muje lagta hai apka […]

  • Santa comes bleeding.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
    Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
    Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

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    ladki boli 200 loo […]

  • Santa comes bleeding.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
    Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
    Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

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    ladki boli 200 loo […]

  • Honeymoon pe sali biwi ko phone Karke Bolti hai..

    Sali : Didi Jo jean Jija ji ne diya tha usse jarur pahanana..

    Biwi : Tere Jija ne 4 din se chahi hi nahi pahanane di ..

    Aur Tu jeans Ki Bat Kar rahi […]

  • Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
    Ladka- 4 Month Se
    Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
    Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

    1960
    Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
    1980
    Apni religion ki ladki se
    1990
    Pasand ki ladki […]

  • Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
    Ladka- 4 Month Se
    Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
    Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

    1960
    Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
    1980
    Apni religion ki ladki se
    1990
    Pasand ki ladki […]

  • Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

    Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

    Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

    Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

    Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate t […]

  • Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

    Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

    Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

    Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

    Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate t […]

  • (1)
    Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Expiry Date..!!

    (2)
    Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
    Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
    Wife: Kyon?
    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi […]

  • (1)
    Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Expiry Date..!!

    (2)
    Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?
    Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.
    Wife: Kyon?
    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi […]

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Funny jokes 9 months ago

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Naughty jokes 9 months ago

    80% भारतीयों को नेट बैंकिंग नही आती,
    90% को online GST नहीं आती
    .

    BP बराबर डाउनलोड करते है

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    *मैं चाहता हूँ मेरा इंटरनेट* 😅😅
    लड़कियों की जुबान की तरह चले 😂😜😜😜
    😕

    औरत 👩का मन:
    ये ले लू […]

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Jokes for you. 9 months ago

    पत्नी चांदनी रात में अपने पति के
    साथ लेटी थी

    पत्नी – जानू तुम्हें मुझमें क्या अच्छा लगता है…?

    पति – मुझे तुमसे जुडी हर चीज़ अच्छी लगती है डार्लिंग…
    पत्नी – जैसे कि बताओ ना…?

    पति –
    जैसे तुम्हारी छोटी […]

  • jaanu wrote a new post, Jokes for you. 9 months ago

    पत्नी चांदनी रात में अपने पति के
    साथ लेटी थी

    पत्नी – जानू तुम्हें मुझमें क्या अच्छा लगता है…?

    पति – मुझे तुमसे जुडी हर चीज़ अच्छी लगती है डार्लिंग…
    पत्नी – जैसे कि बताओ ना…?

    पति –
    जैसे तुम्हारी छोटी […]

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