Naughty, funny jokes

A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai.

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Advocate: talaak karane ke liye Rs-3000. Husband : paagal ho kya? Pandit ji ne Rs -101 mein hi shaadi karvaai thi. Advocate : dekh liya saste ka nateeja.

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Airport par pati apni biwi ko recieve karne aaya. Biwi: dekho wo couple kitna khush hai. Pati: wo apni biwi ko drop karne aaya hai, recieve karne nahi.

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An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer asks to girl: Aapne inme shaadi ke liye kya dekha. Girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

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An unmarried man wrote his status on facebook as: Wanted wife, two girls liked it. and 140 men commented.. Meri leja.

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Apni wife ko impress karne ka aasaan tareeka, . . . Wife hai jo tareeka dhundh rahe ho…? . . . Jazbaat to dekho aajkal ke bacchon ke.

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Beta Girl Friend ke Saath Date Ke Baad Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Pocha: Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye? Beta: Rs.50. Baap: Itne Saare Kyon? Beta: Uske Paas Itne Hi The.

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Biwi: Bataao Wo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Tum Roz Dekh Toh Sakte Ho Magar Tod Nahi Sakte? Shohar: Tumhara Sar Meri Jaan!

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