Naughty husband wife jokrs

1.) Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia… 😛
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2.) Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho
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3.) Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop.
Next day Girl to Mom: Usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP…DONT STOP….
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4.) Ek baar ek Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi.
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi.
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5.) What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
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6.)Man: Kiss Karun?
Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Girl: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Girl: Period me hun.?
Man: Dont say loose motions hai.
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