Naughty jokes.😆

सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दुल्हन से: तुम इतनी सुंदर हो, मैं तुम्हें क्या कहूं।
बाहर खड़ा लड़के का बाप बोला: बेटा बस एक बार उसे मां कह दे बाकी सब मैं देख लूंगा ।
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Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia…

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Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho
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Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop.
Next day Girl to Mom: Usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP…DONT STOP….
————————————————————-Ek baar ek Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi.
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
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What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
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Munda=> jangal pani jandiye muteyare ni pani da ghut pila ja bankiye nare ni.. ..
Kudi=> pani je tenu pila dita sare da sara ve. Chitad kade nal dhoun bhain de yara ve…
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