Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
Ladka – Bhagwaan aapne ladkiya bnane me itani bdi galti kaise kar di.
Bhagwaan – Maine ladkiyo ko bahut sundar, kamuk aur uttajak bnaya hai,
Aur kya kami rah gyi ?
Ladka – Niche chut me password systam nahi kiya,
Saala kisi kaa maal koi bhi use kar jaata hai. 🙂 🙂
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Baccha – Ankal anty roj raat ko,
Kabutro ko dana dalti hai kya ?
Ankal – Nahi Beta,
Kyu Kya Huya ?
Baccha – Phir anty roj raat ko,
Aah aa aa aa aa aa aa Kyu karti hai. 🙂 🙂
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Rani apni saheli ki shadi me gyi.
Shadi me ek bujurg aadni rani se –
Bitiya tumhari shadi wajhera huyi ki nahi ?
Rani sharmate huye –
Shadi to nahi huyi dadaji,
Lekin wajhera kai bar ho chuka hai. 🙂 🙂
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