Naughty jokes

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Ladka – Bhagwaan aapne ladkiya bnane me itani bdi galti kaise kar di.

Bhagwaan – Maine ladkiyo ko bahut sundar, kamuk aur uttajak bnaya hai,

Aur kya kami rah gyi ?

Ladka – Niche chut me password systam nahi kiya,

Saala kisi kaa maal koi bhi use kar jaata hai. ? ?

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Baccha – Ankal anty roj raat ko,

Kabutro ko dana dalti hai kya ?

Ankal – Nahi Beta,

Kyu Kya Huya ?

Baccha – Phir anty roj raat ko,

Aah aa aa aa aa aa aa Kyu karti hai. ? ?

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Rani apni saheli ki shadi me gyi.

Shadi me ek bujurg aadni rani se –

Bitiya tumhari shadi wajhera huyi ki nahi ?

Rani sharmate huye –

Shadi to nahi huyi dadaji,

Lekin wajhera kai bar ho chuka hai. ? ?

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