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Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

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ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi…
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le….

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Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska lund bahut bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara

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Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That’s Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge…..

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Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.
Girl: Mazdoor ho Mazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo.

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Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,
Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“

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Badi hasrat thi dil ki,
Kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi to dekho ki,
Nange hi chale aaye……

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What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?
In both cases boy thinks, “Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota”

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