Naughty jokes.

She: β€œ0h! That Feels Good.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

She: β€œHoney, Thats Wonderful.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

She: β€œOh Honey Please Dont Stop.”

He Stops.

She: β€œWhy Did U Stop?”

He: β€œBecause I Found The TV Remote!β€œ

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha

Teacher: β€œWo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?”

Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya

Pappu: β€œFire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.β€œ

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Pappu: β€œMadam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?”

Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti

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A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students: β€œFor The Best Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch Penis Is Best.”

One Of The Girl Asked Her: β€œMaam, What About 9 Inches?”

Teacher Said: β€œI Am Telling You About Necessity Not Luxuryβ€œ

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Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.

Teacher: β€œZero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”

Ladkiya Chup Rahi.

Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha

Teacher: β€œChinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”

Chinki Sharmate Hue: β€œMadam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Haiβ€œ

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