Naughty jokes.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.

Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.

Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.

He Stops.

She: “Why Did U Stop?

He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha

Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?

Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya

Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.

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Pappu: “Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?

Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti

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A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students: “For The Best Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch Penis Is Best.

One Of The Girl Asked Her: “Maam, What About 9 Inches?

Teacher Said: “I Am Telling You About Necessity Not Luxury

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Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.

Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?

Ladkiya Chup Rahi.

Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha

Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?

Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai

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