Naughty jokes

Pathan ki patni ki panty kho gyi.

Patni ne pathan se pucha lekin use bhi nahi mili.

Patni ne panty ki chori ka iljam nokrani pe lga diya.

Nokrani rote huye – sahab, aapko to pta hain naa,

Ki main panty nahi pahanti. 🙂

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Santa – Yaar ye ladkiyo ke,

Nippals ke ass pass dots kyu hote hain ?

Banta – Bhaiya ye humare andhe bhaiyo ke liye hote hain.

Unpar Braille Lipi me likha hota hain,

Krapya yaha chuse. 🙂

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Pati ke sex se pareshan hokar biwi,

Raat ko uthkar jan gan man gaane lgi.

Pati – Kamini raat ko ye kya kar rhi ho ?

Patni – Ek aakhri kosish khud ko bachane ki,

Ispar to pura bharat khada ho jata hain. 🙂

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Saas bahu me jhada ho rha tha.

Saas – Tujhe do din aaye huye ghar me aur tune mere bete ko apne kabje me kar liya.

Bahu – Uspe mera jyeda adhikar hain.

Saas – Maine pure 9 mahine use apne pet me rakha.

Bahu – Vajan kitna tha.

Saas – 3 kilo.

Bahu – Kamini main roj raat pure 70 kilo vajan jhelti hu. 🙂

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