Naughty jokes

(1)
1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Charas
4. Ganja
5. Chicken
6. Mutton
7. Masala
8. Oily Food
9. Sleep
10. Pollution HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA!
“Dus Bahane Karke Le Gaya Dil..!”
(2)
Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki,
Girtey Logo Ko Dekh Taare Kya Wish Mangtey Hoge??
(3)
Prem Sadaa ke Liye Hota Hai,
Bas Premi Badal Jatey Hai…!!
(4)
Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa,
Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa,
Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita..
(5)
Ek Aadmi ko kya Kahenge Jo Permanently India Chhod kar Videsh Settle Hone Ja Raha hai?
HINDUSTAN LEVER

(6)
Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..
(7)
Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!
(8)
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
Autowala: 100 rupey.
Sardar: 30 lelo.
Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega?
Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga.

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