Naughty,funny 😊☺👍🎂 jokes

Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..
Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
Autowala: 100 rupey.
Sardar: 30 lelo.
Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega?
Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga.
Ishq me aaj ye anjaam paya hai,
Haath-pair hai toote, muhh se b khoon ayaa hai,
Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya,
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI!!
Judge: tum kis jurm me giraftar hue ho?
Sardar: Jaldi Kharidari karne ke liye.
Judge: par, ye Apradh nahi kaha jata. Waise tum kitni jaldi kharidari kar rahe the?
Sardar: dukan khulney ke Pehle..

Kayi Saalon ki Research ke bad Doctor Saheb,
Sarva Sammati se is Natijhe par pahunche he ki:
Jhukaam ke liye Behtarin Chhej..



‘RUMAAL’ hai..

Me Tumhe Apne Dil ke Jazbaat kin Shabdo me Bayan karu?
Shayad in Shabdo se baat ban jaye..:
.
.
.

‘GO TO HELL’

Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi hai,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi hai,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi hai…

Jane Wo kaisa hoga,
Jane Wo aisa hoga,
Ya Fir Waisa hoga…,
Jyada Soch maat,
Tere Sapno ka Rajkumar ‘Johnny Lever’ jaisa hoga..

Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna – Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe – Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz…

Ufff…!! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti…

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Naughty,funny 😊☺👍🎂 jokes

Maine Tujhe Dekhaa,
Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa,
Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya..
Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga?
Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
Autowala: 100 rupey.
Sardar: 30 lelo.
Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega?
Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga.
Ishq me aaj ye anjaam paya hai,
Haath-pair hai toote, muhh se b khoon ayaa hai,
Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya,
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI!!
Judge: tum kis jurm me giraftar hue ho?
Sardar: Jaldi Kharidari karne ke liye.
Judge: par, ye Apradh nahi kaha jata. Waise tum kitni jaldi kharidari kar rahe the?
Sardar: dukan khulney ke Pehle..

Kayi Saalon ki Research ke bad Doctor Saheb,
Sarva Sammati se is Natijhe par pahunche he ki:
Jhukaam ke liye Behtarin Chhej..



‘RUMAAL’ hai..

Me Tumhe Apne Dil ke Jazbaat kin Shabdo me Bayan karu?
Shayad in Shabdo se baat ban jaye..:
.
.
.

‘GO TO HELL’

Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi hai,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi hai,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi hai…

Jane Wo kaisa hoga,
Jane Wo aisa hoga,
Ya Fir Waisa hoga…,
Jyada Soch maat,
Tere Sapno ka Rajkumar ‘Johnny Lever’ jaisa hoga..

Apki Adaa -Apki Smile,
Apka Chehraa,
Apka Chalna – Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Zulfe – Apki Aankhe,
Apka Andaaz…

Ufff…!! Koi ek Cheez to Thik hoti…

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Leave a Comment