Dirty jokes

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon. 😐😂😂😂😄😃😄😅😆 3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😉 Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty & funny jokes

चाय बनाऊं? पति: हाँ ठीक है। पत्नी: अदरक वाली? पति: OK… पत्नी: पुदीना डालूं ? पति: Hmm ठीक है। पत्नी: तुलसी ? सेहत के लिए अच्छी होती है! पति: एक काम कर, राई और जीरा डाल के तड़का भी लगा दे !!..!! ******** एक शादीशुदा जोड़ा बाग में टहल रहा था। अचानक एक बड़ा सा कुत्ता उनकी तरफ झपटा, दोनों को ही लगा कि ये उन्हें काट लेगा। बचने का कोई रास्ता न देख पति ने तुरंत ‘अपनी पत्नी को’ गोद में ऊपर तक उठा लिया ताकि …..कुत्ता काटे तो…

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Naughty jokes.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.” Hand Moves 2 Her Breast. She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.” Hand Moves 2 Her Leg. She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.” He Stops. She: “Why Did U Stop?” He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!“ ********** Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?” Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.“…

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Naughty jokes.😆

सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दुल्हन से: तुम इतनी सुंदर हो, मैं तुम्हें क्या कहूं। बाहर खड़ा लड़के का बाप बोला: बेटा बस एक बार उसे मां कह दे बाकी सब मैं देख लूंगा । …………….. Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia… *********** Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari…

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Naughty, funny jokes

A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai. ******** Advocate: talaak karane ke liye Rs-3000. Husband : paagal ho kya? Pandit ji ne Rs -101 mein hi shaadi karvaai thi. Advocate : dekh liya saste ka nateeja. ******** Airport par pati apni biwi ko recieve karne aaya. Biwi: dekho wo couple kitna khush hai. Pati: wo apni biwi ko drop karne aaya hai, recieve karne nahi. *********…

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Naughty,funny 😊☺👍🎂 jokes

Maine Tujhe Dekhaa, Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa, Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya.. Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga? Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega! Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge? Autowala: 100 rupey. Sardar: 30 lelo. Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega? Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga. Ishq me aaj ye anjaam paya hai, Haath-pair hai toote, muhh se b khoon ayaa hai, Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya, BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI!! Judge: tum kis jurm me…

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Naughty,funny 😊☺👍🎂 jokes

Maine Tujhe Dekhaa, Dekhta Rahaa, Dekhta Hi Gayaa, Fir Mujhe Chasmaa Laag Gaya.. Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga? Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega! Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge? Autowala: 100 rupey. Sardar: 30 lelo. Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega? Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga. Ishq me aaj ye anjaam paya hai, Haath-pair hai toote, muhh se b khoon ayaa hai, Jab Hospital pahoche to Nurse ne farmaya, BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI!! Judge: tum kis jurm me…

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