red condoms, blue condoms,ribbed condoms, flavoured condom

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position  as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This  is phenomenal; you’ve graduated from the best schools,

your recommendations are wonderful, and your  experience is unparalleled.  
Normally, we’d hire  you without a second thought.  However, a sales  representative has a highly visible position and we’re

afraid that  your constant winking will scare off potential customers”.
“Hang on,” the man says. “All I need to do is  take two aspirins, they stop me winking!”
“Really” says the interviewer? “Great! Show  me!”
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms,ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms;  finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. 

He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all  well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we  will not have our employees womanizing all over the country.”
“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily  married man!”
“Well then, how do you explain all these  condoms?”
“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?

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