Funny jocks

He came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left I was hurt . . . Bloody… Mosquito ! ******************** naughty sms in Hindi for girlfriend: Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil karta hai tujhe kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao! ******************** Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I…

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Jokes

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly ******************** This world is too small and is divided into two parts: “Guys and Gals”. Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”. ******************** ******************** U r a nice person, but.. U have to do 2 things early in the morning, 1st. pray to God so that u can live, 2nd.take a bath so that others can live. ******************** romantic naughty joke for…

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