Funny , naughty jokes

Suhaag Raat me Wife : Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai.. Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ? Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. ******** Suhagrat ko Dulha bola – Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe… Dulhan sharma ke boli – Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi… ******** Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai… Husband : Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par…

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Naughty jokes

Girl (baba ke pass gai orh boli): Baaba merrra Boyfrrrrnd kabbb sudddhrega? Babaaa: Useee layiii ho? Girlll: Nahi wo Gharrr parrr hai. Babbba: Ok toh tum apniii Brrra utttaro. Girl: Kyuu baba? Baaba: Ussske Hatttho ki lakeerrre dekkkhni hai. ******************* Mene usek kaha ki : If youu lovee me, toh kalll redd pahaaan keee aana. Wooo blackk pehhhan keee aayi. Mujheee burrra laga. Parrrr Jabbb wo coffeeee uthaannne jhukkki tohhhh mene jaana , Pagliii andarrr seee pyarrrr karrti thiii. **************************** Baaachi Tohhh Nahi Thhhi Bharrrr Poorrr Jawannn Thi Wo. Jaaab…

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