Naughty jokes.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.” Hand Moves 2 Her Breast. She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.” Hand Moves 2 Her Leg. She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.” He Stops. She: “Why Did U Stop?” He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!“ ********** Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?” Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.“…

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Naughty jokes.?

सुहागरात पर दूल्हा दुल्हन से: तुम इतनी सुंदर हो, मैं तुम्हें क्या कहूं। बाहर खड़ा लड़के का बाप बोला: बेटा बस एक बार उसे मां कह दे बाकी सब मैं देख लूंगा । …………….. Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia… *********** Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari…

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Naughty, funny jokes

A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai. ******** Advocate: talaak karane ke liye Rs-3000. Husband : paagal ho kya? Pandit ji ne Rs -101 mein hi shaadi karvaai thi. Advocate : dekh liya saste ka nateeja. ******** Airport par pati apni biwi ko recieve karne aaya. Biwi: dekho wo couple kitna khush hai. Pati: wo apni biwi ko drop karne aaya hai, recieve karne nahi. *********…

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Husband wife nughty jokes

Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena. ******** husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay. wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay, tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay. ********* Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola, hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife…

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Husband and wife naughty jokes

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey? ************************ Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the. ************************** Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai. *************************** Wife bought…

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Naughty jokes

Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer. Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands? Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs! *************** ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi… ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga.. ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le…. ***************** Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha Uska lund bahut bada tha, Ek aurat ne dekha to boli Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega Saare kaam…

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Naughty jokes

Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer. Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands? Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs! *************** ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi… ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga.. ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le…. ***************** Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha Uska lund bahut bada tha, Ek aurat ne dekha to boli Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega Saare kaam…

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Naughty jokes

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka- 4 Month Se Bap- Kaise yakin Karu Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye.. 1960 Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna 1980 Apni religion ki ladki se 1990 Pasand ki ladki se 2000 Ladki se hi karna Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge. Ladka – Bhagwaan aapne ladkiya bnane me itani bdi galti kaise kar…

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Naughty jokes

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka- 4 Month Se Bap- Kaise yakin Karu Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye.. 1960 Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna 1980 Apni religion ki ladki se 1990 Pasand ki ladki se 2000 Ladki se hi karna Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge. Ladka – Bhagwaan aapne ladkiya bnane me itani bdi galti kaise kar…

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