Naughty husband wife jokrs

1.) Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia… 😛 —————————————————————————————————————– 2.) Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho —————————————————————————————————————– 3.) Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop. Next…

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Funny jokes.

Ladki – Main apne pdos wale ladke ko jab bhi dekhti hu, Meri bra tight ho jati hai. 🙂 Dusri ladki – Kal se tu bra hi mat pahanan, Phir dekhna uski pant tight hokar fat jayegi. 🙂 🙂 ========================= Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha.. Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya.. Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ? Pathan : Nahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai … Ye bachpan se hi mera nuni hai !! =================== Ladke Wale – Hame aapki ladki psand hai.…

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Naughty jokes

(1) 1. Smoking 2. Drinking 3. Charas 4. Ganja 5. Chicken 6. Mutton 7. Masala 8. Oily Food 9. Sleep 10. Pollution HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA! “Dus Bahane Karke Le Gaya Dil..!” (2) Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki, Girtey Logo Ko Dekh Taare Kya Wish Mangtey Hoge?? (3) Prem Sadaa ke Liye Hota Hai, Bas Premi Badal Jatey Hai…!! (4) Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita.. (5) Ek Aadmi…

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Dirty jokes

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon. 😐😂😂😂😄😃😄😅😆 3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😉 Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty husband wife jokes

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“ ******** Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye. Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“. Patni: “Kyun Ji” Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“ ******** Wife Ki Ek Khoobsurat Friend Bahut Din Baad Us Se Milne Aayi. Pati Apni Biwi Se…

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Naughty jokes

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